The Unaware Nig
So, we vibed for a few weeks, and Mr. Fitness is like, “Let’s walk at the park and grab lemonade.” I’m thinking, cute, right? But then he drops the address. I’m like, “Sir, this ain’t Central Park—this is ‘watch your back’ park.” He’s talking about, “I got you!” as if we’re starring in an action movie.
We pull up, and I’m seeing needles, rough vibes, and that lemonade stand? That’s basically a corner where the local “entrepreneurs” are holding court. But this man? He’s lit up like it’s a block party! He’s like, “Let’s hang with them! Let’s vibe!” I’m thinking, “This is not a vibe, it’s survival.”
Long story short, he wanted a whole hood tour. Me? I got us out of there real quick. After that, no second dates. I need a man with a fitness plan, not a “hang with the hood nig” plan!
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